WEDNESDAY. JULY 6, 2011. 6:14 AM
You know you want this.
Just imagine. Lounging by the pool, smack in the middle of a quaintly picturesque Tuscany countryside; a landscape unchanged for the past 500 years. Adorned in a remarkable, first-rate vintage Versace playsuit and the most striking, gold-studded, blood-red velvet Dolce & Gabbana platform pumps that would make Dario Argento wish you were his woman.
To your left, on your spherical Keracolor, Fellini’s 8 1/2 and to your right, some anonymous novel; chronicles of the most tawdry Italian romance. You take it all in and suddenly, your concentration is ever-so-splendidly broken by your Vivaldi ringtone.
All while you are being serenaded by 23 accordions. The sound of 23 Duluth Accordionaires, to be exact.

Jeno’s PIZZA Presents:
Music To Eat Pizza By, featuring The Duluth Accordionaires
RCA VICTOR, 1967