Hint: Use 'j' and 'k' keys
to move up and down

ZZZzzZz... If you were perfect,

I'd be bored out of my mind.

VERSACE x Karl Lagerfeld

TUESDAY.  JANUARY 31, 2012.  3:22 PM

MULTIPLICITY

Whoomp. There it is. 

VINTAGE VERSACE

THURSDAY.  OCTOBER 20, 2011.  3:57 AM

Spring/Summer 1995


VINYL OF THE DAY: MUSIC TO EAT PIZZA BY

WEDNESDAY. JULY 6, 2011. 6:14 AM

You know you want this.

Just imagine.  Lounging by the pool, smack in the middle of a quaintly picturesque Tuscany countryside; a landscape unchanged for the past 500 years.  Adorned in a remarkable, first-rate vintage Versace playsuit and the most striking, gold-studded, blood-red velvet Dolce & Gabbana platform pumps that would make Dario Argento wish you were his woman.

To your left, on your spherical Keracolor, Fellini’s 8 1/2 and to your right, some anonymous novel; chronicles of the most tawdry Italian romance.  You take it all in and suddenly, your concentration is ever-so-splendidly broken by your Vivaldi ringtone.   

All while you are being serenaded by 23 accordions.  The sound of 23 Duluth Accordionaires, to be exact.  

PIZZA EATING TIME

Jeno’s PIZZA Presents:

Music To Eat Pizza By, featuring The Duluth Accordionaires

RCA VICTOR, 1967