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I'd be bored out of my mind.

NIGHT of the CREEPS

SATURDAY.  FEBRUARY  4, 2012. 7:17 PM

One of my favorites.  You can’t go wrong when a 1950’s flashback sequence leads into an 80’s frat party.  
Night of the Creeps - Trailer by ohmygore

What’s your damage??

WEDNESDAY.  DECEMBER 14, 2011.  2:15 AM

Just came back from Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne Tour at the Staples Center tonight.  Front row and backstage and all that. So Good. You know what else is really good? Heathers.  Is that a punctuation mark nightstand?!?!?  And a monocle?…In the same frame??  Hot. 

Heathers, 1988.  Director: Michael Lehmann

HISTORICITY OF DAVID

SATURDAY.  DECEMBER 10, 2011.  9:53 PM

DAVID LYNCH:


Sailor & Lula: Bande Annonce (Wild at Heart) VOST by pitchbrioche

DAVID FINCHER:

Fight Club Ending Titles from Andrew Young on Vimeo.

DAVID CRONENBERG:

SUPPERTIME

MONDAY.  AUGUST 8, 2011.  6:58 PM

I had dinner with this nice, mild-mannered gentleman tonight.  I guess you can have dinner with him, too.  

Regrettably,  I finished my meal before he could even tell me his name.  If you know who he is and you see him around, would you let him know I’d like to meet up again?  Thanks.  

Andy Warhol eating a burger from Pedro Treno on Vimeo.

Jorgen Leth,  66 Scenes from America.  1982.  

ROBERT LONGO

MONDAY. JULY 25, 2011.  7:47 PM

All I can say is ROBERT LONGO is one of my favorite artists.   Patrick Bateman likes him, too.

LONGO1LONGO2LONGO3LONGO4LONGO5

American Psycho (2000).  Dir. Mary Harron.  Longo’s “Men in Cities” Series, 1981.

I always thought a Longo piece would provide the perfect ambience for a sweet date.  But I guess that depends on who you’re talking to.  

HEART. THROB.

SATURDAY.  JULY 16, 2011.  11:48 AM

Oh WOW. How was this even real?!? *Melt*.

It’s horrible.  But I’m a sucker for a smoldering stare, especially when it’s attached to a sharp-dressed man with nice hair.  Hmmm. I hear LA is barren when it comes to that…


THE BUG

FRIDAY.  JULY 15, 2011.  3:57 PM

Obnoxiously large two-tone beehive and bad-ass style? Check. 

The perfect mix of high-brow art and dirt-nasty exploitation? Check and check.  

Profuse alliteration for names of major characters? Corny Collins. Link Larkin.  Tracy Turnblad.  Ursula Udders. Motormouth Maybelle.  Sure. 

It’s a day like this that makes me wish I lived in Baltimore… with John Waters.  Until then, I’ll just throw on this Thierry Mugler Tire Suit, swag up, walk the streets of Hollywood and perhaps, break out into song and dance. 

Let’s make life more like this:  

CRY BABY

BIZARRE METHODOLOGY

FRIDAY.  JULY 1, 2011. 10:59 PM

I wrote a ten page paper on WEIRD SCIENCE in college.

Kelly LeBrock; more proof that “Kelly”s rule and John Hughes was a genius.  

LeBrock.

LeBrock.

LeBrock.